The Shoe Showers

If shoe hurling were included in the Olympics,we would be drubbed! Look at our track record-five attempts in the last 3 weeks and not one of them hit the intended targets (and our rotund politicians provide ample target canvas).The Iraqis would probably fare worse( bulky reeboks hurtled at close proximity and they still miss..talk about a crappy throwing arm!).In their defence maybe it is the choice of footwear;sneakers,wooden sandals and tennis shoes aren't exactly projectile friendly.My pick would be a pair of 6inch Monalos which are more likely to plonk themselves in a fat politician's tushy .That should send out a screaming message.But then I'm commiting blasphemy by Carrie's book!
http://ibnlive.in.com/news/shoe-attack-advani-faces-party-workers-ire/90399-37.html